Love In An Elevator

Someone we all know and love (who shall remain somewhat anonymous ;)) says he would rather do it in an elevator in Bunkie than one in Vegas, for two reasons:

1. There are less people in Bunkie, so he would be less likely to be caught.

2. He could brag about winning the "Bunkie Bus Raffle" (a giftie reference, for those who don't know).

Etcetera.