What Just Went Down At My House

A bug flew into the house and attacked our kitchen light.

Alan grabbed a flyswatter.

"Ander, Daddy is about to kill one of God's creatures. I need you to step back," says Alan.

Swats at creature.

Creature flies away.

Mommy says, "Ander, God has smited Daddy."

Ander laughs.

The end.

Etcetera.