I Am Not Pregnant

I mean, seriously, I'm not. I had to schedule my procedure pre-ovulation, so I cannot be pregnant.

So why do I keep dry heaving? I've been in the bathroom like 20 times today. And my other problems (*cough* TMI *cough*) have continued through the morning, so I'm pretty sick right now. I just put Ander to bed, and seeing as I feel like I've been hit by a mac truck, I may be there soon myself. And since I'm not pregnant, that means I am actually ill. Which sucks.

Etcetera.