Ring. Bring. Ring.
"Hello."
"Hi, this is Susan calling to ask you to support Woody Jenkins in the upcoming election. Can we count on your support?"
(Woody is a very conservative Republican.)
"No, and you have a nice day."
"Well, you have a nice day, too. Bye bye."
Made me smile.
Etcetera.
Here's how mine went yesterday:
ReplyDelete"Hello, this is Wendy calling to ask you to support Woody Jenkins in the upcoming election. Can we count on your support?"
"Ma'am, you're asking me to support an anti-gay bigot with a social agenda that privileges the wealthy and disadvantages children." [Funny, I'd been discussing these exact issues at school earlier in the day.]
"Um, okay, well..."
"So the answer would be No."
[Stiffly] "Thank you, sir."
And yeah, it WAS fun. lol
My dissertation has become pretty intense these last two months, so it's been hard to keep up with blogs and stuff, but I still read everyone's when I get a chance. I DO hope you're feeling better soon!!!
Okay, Big Dave won in the best reply competition! LOL!
ReplyDeleteThis blog is sooooooo addictive.
ReplyDelete--A 1992 classmate. :-P