Moms Shouldn't Write About Poop

But some poop stories are just too good not to share.

"Yuck. What is this?" Alan exclaims as he lifts up Loki and looks down at his t-shirt. Poop is smeared from Daddy's neckline to his waist. "Your mommy doesn't know how to put a diaper on you, does she?"

Wife coughs. "Um, honey, you changed Loki's diaper a half hour ago."

Husband is sheepish. "Oh."

Ha ha ha ha ha. LMAO.

Etcetera.