"My sister doesn't date gifties." -me
"Way to beat a girl, Mr. Uncle Tom." -me
"Could we call that safe due to douch baggedness?" -EBeth
"I can't go to Sammy's. My cat needs his gonads out by Friday." -Dave
I apologize that these are approximations. I was so excited by the game that I can't remember the exact quotes. These are good approximations, though.
Etcetera.
Very close... "Could we call that safe due to douche baggery." -Ebeth
ReplyDeleteand he really was being a douche bag. i heard someone else say showboating, which i guess is more polite. but their catcher said i should try and hit him in the head so...
Alan and I were cracking up! Best kickball game EVER!!!
ReplyDeleteMaybe we could find a way to get the douche bag's address from Scott, then I could drop by his house on Friday, stuff him in my Kennel Cab (TM), and take him to the vet instead.
ReplyDeleteGlad to hear Uncle Tom is out and about. He's a hard man to corral.
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